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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、客人要走了,他对主人的儿子说:“你愿不愿意把我送到汽车站呀?”  儿子说,“不行,因为我实在太饿了,可妈妈说,只有等你走后我们才吃饭。”

2、一个大妈感冒了去打针,打针的时候护士的手发抖。大妈:“护士小姐,手能不能别抖。”护士:“当年你在食堂也是这么抖的。

3.为什么穷人的朋友就非得是穷人,真的融入不进土豪的生活圈吗?交一个高富帅的有钱人做朋友就那么难吗?想到这里,难以控制自己的情绪,坐在私人飞机上哭了起来………………不一会儿,超市收银员出来说:“哭个屁,投币了才能动。”

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